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  Registered Member #245 Joined: Thu Jan 13 2011, 01:12PMPosts: 283 | CrunchyFrog wrote ... He looked into her eyes, and she knew right then, that fist was going places. It was going deep. Crunchy grabbed her by the ponytail and said, "Bitch, prepare that bowel-bag for the cleansing of a lifetime. I am going to rip and tear every inch of that pulsing meat sheath until you cry for me. Then when you know for certain that you will never use that dookie chute for what God intended again, you are then truly Crunchies filthy little whore." "Crunchalottapuss, BANG MY FUCKING SHITHOLE IN!" she screamed maniacally as she fingerbanged her dirty little no-no hole to the rhythmic deflowering that was the Frog. Crunchy, would you please do a sound file with the text from above....I need a good laugh today...all i have been doing today is deal with ASSHOLES! plus this might go down in the UA hall of fame? LOL | ||
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Arthos  Registered Member #365 Joined: Fri Apr 29 2011, 03:22PMPosts: 614 | 50 Shades is in the theater. I feel it's only right we bring this thread back to life. | ||
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Crunchyfrog Registered Member #315 Joined: Sat Feb 26 2011, 08:39PMPosts: 446 | I forgot all about this...thanks Fart-hose! | ||
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| Registered Member #245 Joined: Thu Jan 13 2011, 01:12PMPosts: 283 | i think this needs a sticky put on it..... ROFL every time I see it | ||
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bilbotbaggins  Registered Member #350 Joined: Sun Apr 10 2011, 08:54PMPosts: 304 | Get drunk and record this. NOW! | ||
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| Registered Member #245 Joined: Thu Jan 13 2011, 01:12PMPosts: 283 | bump! | ||
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| Arthos Registered Member #365 Joined: Fri Apr 29 2011, 03:22PMPosts: 614 | One of the best drunk ideas of 2012. | ||
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| Arthos Registered Member #365 Joined: Fri Apr 29 2011, 03:22PMPosts: 614 | Oh hayyyy, joined the forums 6 years ago today! | ||
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  Registered Member #1315 Joined: Fri Sep 05 2014, 01:45AMPosts: 23 | butt_trumpet wrote ... What Uncle Crunchy didn't tell you is that she was a 1 legged stripper. At one point she was riding him and he was holding onto her ass and then he went to rub her legs and on one side was just this stump... so he touched it. He just had to! He was curious, and he found out there are a bunch of nerves there. She started giggling wildly and then got the hiccups. Each time Crunch would pump deep into her, she would hiccup and scream “oh Daddy!” It actually started to make Old Crunch feel ill, but then he thought to himself, "I would do this again." One legged midget stripper with a jungle for a no no hole | ||
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